deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

casadelanime:

videogamecartridge:

I’m afraid I will have to abandon this blog as I have been drafted for the

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bring home our boys

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

supersmashkev:

I FUCKING HATE EVERUONE

waynesworld1992:

wildhogs2007:

waynesworld1992:

wildhogs2007:

happy 6 hour anniversary Tim Allen

Tim Allen has been dead for years….?

Nope! It was just misinformation on the internet. Thank god!image

GOD