my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.
Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.
I’m afraid I will have to abandon this blog as I have been drafted for the
bring home our boys
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school
I FUCKING HATE EVERUONE